This Kid.

He wants to ask me a million question on something that he’s going to say “Whatever. I don’t care” to at the end. 

Then why the fuck did you keep asking?

You just piss me off every single fucking time that you say “Oh. Well. I don’t care anyways”. EVERY TIME. How the hell am I supposed to know when you actually do care then? Just… fuck yo “I don’t care” shit. 

How Do You Cheer Someone Up?

I have a lot of friends that like to come to me for advice and trust me. So, inevitably, they come to me to cheer them up when things are bad.

I FUCKING SUCK AT CHEERING PEOPLE UP.

What the fuck am I supposed to say? I don’t tell jokes, and I’m not one of those people that keeps around memes and funny pictures in their phone. So? What do you want me to do? Don’t think that I don’t WANT to cheer you up, but I don’t know how. I hate that feeling of not being able to do anything ):